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hyperbole and redundancy are my friends, as is sarcasm
Dear Universe,
I hate you. Well, prehaps hate is the incorrect adjective. "Vehemently abhor" would be closer to my actual feelings for you. Though even that seems a bit out of touch. Shall I say I hold you in enmity? Or that perhaps I feel a great animousity towards you? Regardless of the wording, the fact of the matter is still crystal clear: I'm not particularly fond of you.
with the lowest of regards,
~ nutmeg
I hate you. Well, prehaps hate is the incorrect adjective. "Vehemently abhor" would be closer to my actual feelings for you. Though even that seems a bit out of touch. Shall I say I hold you in enmity? Or that perhaps I feel a great animousity towards you? Regardless of the wording, the fact of the matter is still crystal clear: I'm not particularly fond of you.
with the lowest of regards,
~ nutmeg