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My house smells like sesame seed oil and garlic right now. *whistles innocently*

Anyways. I'm just sitting here, getting ready for work and playing on the internet. Not much going on over here. Am rather wishing someone (read: Kia) was online to chat, alas, I know she is sleeping right now.

For some odd reason, instrumental music is just completely pissing me off right now. It doesn't make a lot of sense, but this is me after all. I usually don't tend to make a lot of sense.

Oh. Guess who got more Xmas presents from her aunt recently? Yes, me. Labarynth on DVD *kicks her VHS* and Escape From Monkey Island. :D :D I have Bowie in spandex AND Guybrush Threepwood (mighty pirate). So very happy.

Hai. Desu. I think everybody should spam me while I'm away at work so that I can be entertained when I get home. Yes. Definitely. I would love to hear some stories or just get random entertaining comments, if you all wouldn't mind?

Ok? See that comment button there? Press it. Amuse me.

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*tapdances*

*claps* Divine~!

::presses::

::presses again::

::presses half a time::

::presses once more::

::press::

::presspresspress::

. . . I thought I was getting a prize. ;_;

"Breathe in, and out, and in, and out..."
Are you sure it was a good idea to become pregnant by this age? o.O

but now, go for it and PRESS, like you've never pressed before!

That's pushing, not pressing. :D

mhm ... fu** ... I mixed it up with german, because we say "pressen" ... XD

but, is there really a diff between pushing and pressing ... no matter what, you'll have to get the child out...XD
well, I think for pushing you'd never get a prize ... so you really don't want to press and get at least a baby?

(milky-humour is very lame today ... sorry ^.^;

Pressing kinda implies putting the baby back in. XD

But I'll take a baby!

ah~~~ that makes sense XD

so, I hope you'll take good care of the lil' cutie...
...and if there'll be trouble, never say that I was the one who forced you to take the baby ò.ó *g*

Pressing = applying pressure, often to flatten or crush a thing (for instance, when you use an iron to flatten clothing, it is called pressing) I belive it comes from "compress" originally
Pushing = applying pressure to cause movement

And you two are cute.

Button! Shiny button!

*boing, boing*

(runs around room and bounces off walls)

*squeakidy, squeakidy, squeak!*

(wets shoes and runs around room again)

*ka thunk, ka thud, ka splat*

(throws self against walls and flops on floor in exhaustion)

*smoochie smoochie smooch*

(giving wet kisses)

<3

You're a sweetheart. That totally made me laugh.

I should hope it did! I like clowning around to cheer people up.

*glomp cuddles*

*hugloveadore* Thank you.

now guess, who's song this is....

I recognize the lyrics but can place neither title nor artist. >.o;; Gah. I hate it when my mind does this too me.

hey~~~, you have a new layout ... ^^ ...just recognized this now...*milky-mole*

and about the song, I don't know if this guy is known across the "big ocean" -it's from "Robbie Williams"

http://www2002.stoke.gov.uk/council/libraries/_images/p-robbie-williams.jpg
http://img.studenti.it/images/musica/wallpaper/williams/robbie_15g.jpg
http://www.idv8.com/feelgroovy/pinups/90uk/90uk-robbiecool.jpg

enought spaming for today ^^;

The name sounds familiar, yes, though I might have only heard about him by word of mouth. It's surprisingly hard to find European artists over here in Canuckville (aka Canada ^^;;) than again, it's probably tough for you guys to find our artists, too.

*nods*
I really don't know if I know one... I mean, the chance is big, but I wouldn't recognize, because I don't distinguish between Canada and the U.S. *sillyme*
My brain only seperates Amerika from GB *megasweatdrop*

Hmmn... a few (more recent) Canadian artists:

Celine Dion
Brian Adams
Bare Naked Ladies
Our Lady Peace
Nickleback
Allanis Morrisette
Kittie
Robyn Black
Weird Al Yankovic
Matthew Good Band

Avril Lavigne. God forbid that I forget her. -_-;;; *really hates Avril*

Celine Dion: +
Brian Adams: +
Bare Naked Ladies: never heard of
Our Lady Peace: never heard of
Nickleback: +
Allanis Morrisette: +
Kittie: are these those gothi-rock girls? I think, once they played a video from them here on tv, but then you've heard nothing else from them
Robyn Black: never heard of
Weird Al Yankovic: never heard of, but sounds interesting XD
Matthew Good Band: never heard of

and about Avril...it's really better to forget such a "musician" XD

So today, I finally got fed up with my state of vegetation and decided to go on a rendevous to Madagascar. I wanted to book a flight out of California immediately, but the fuckers at the airlines said all flights were filled. Really, when are all flights filled to Madagascar? It's an ugly island off the coast of Africa, for Chrissakes. This put a rather unpleasant damper on my stellar plans. So I decided to just run down to LAX anyway and see if I could bribe/perform sexual favors my way onto an airplane. It worked. I found myself flying first class on the way to Madagascar in half an hour. The woman sitting next to me was a nun on her way to visit her native country. Lovely gal, really. I took out some alcohol and a couple of beers later, she was dancing around in a miniskirt, halter top, and heels, much to the chagrine of the flight attendants. I slept away the rest of the trip in a drunken stupor, then woke up in time for the plane's descending. There was a momentary WMA scare when they took out my nail clippers at checkout, but luckily I convinced them that I was not a terrorist and walked out into the lovely Madagascarn air. After this, I ran to a pristine and unoccupied beach on the south side of the island and found Gackt there nursing a broken heart. He had just seen Hyde and Megumi playing with their new baby. I, being the caring and nurturing person that I am, pressed his head against my bosom in a gesture of maternal love. After he finished crying, we frolicked in the water before a whale came out of the ocean and ate Gackt. I ran away in fear, getting picked up by a helicopter in the process and returning home, where I am now sitting here typing out this completely bullshit story for your entertainment. :D

lol. Colour me amused by that. XD

I think you are precious. Muchly. *bows to queen nutmeg*

*blushes* Aww... thank you ^^;

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