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Apr. 15th, 2004
From : Jesus
To : Noelle
Subject : Hi Noelle, this is Jesus
Sent : April 15, 2004 8:47:51 AM
Hi Noelle,
This is Jesus again. I'm in a slight pickle, as I am due to meet the head chief of the Australian Noochie-Weebie tribe tomorrow, and I seem to have misplaced my pants. You did such a wonderful job of getting me my items last time (thanks for returning the Canadian Tire money) that I am going to leave an American Express credit card in your sock drawer tonight. The name on it says "Angela Heaven"... practice copying the signature a few times. I need you to take it and go to the nearest Zeller, where you shall purchase 3 pairs of mens size 46 dress pants, in white, blue, and pink. Please also purchase a Cat in the Hat colouring book, a 64-pack of crayons, yellow nylon pantyhose, a car air freshener, baby shampoo, a Timex watch (version 1.4), 8 soccer balls and 5 packs of Mentos.
For your generous efforts, you may have one of the Mentos.
Thank you kindly.
Your buddy, big J.
My sister's reply?
Will do big J! By the way, you should talk to your father about those Calculus tests, I mean, like, imbue Flynn with some generousity or something, today's test was killer! Oh, and thanks for the help with my marks, if I actually do my work, I'll be accepted into Guelph no problem!
Oh, here's the last one, if you have no clue what I'm talking about.
To : Noelle
Subject : Hi Noelle, this is Jesus
Sent : April 15, 2004 8:47:51 AM
Hi Noelle,
This is Jesus again. I'm in a slight pickle, as I am due to meet the head chief of the Australian Noochie-Weebie tribe tomorrow, and I seem to have misplaced my pants. You did such a wonderful job of getting me my items last time (thanks for returning the Canadian Tire money) that I am going to leave an American Express credit card in your sock drawer tonight. The name on it says "Angela Heaven"... practice copying the signature a few times. I need you to take it and go to the nearest Zeller, where you shall purchase 3 pairs of mens size 46 dress pants, in white, blue, and pink. Please also purchase a Cat in the Hat colouring book, a 64-pack of crayons, yellow nylon pantyhose, a car air freshener, baby shampoo, a Timex watch (version 1.4), 8 soccer balls and 5 packs of Mentos.
For your generous efforts, you may have one of the Mentos.
Thank you kindly.
Your buddy, big J.
My sister's reply?
Will do big J! By the way, you should talk to your father about those Calculus tests, I mean, like, imbue Flynn with some generousity or something, today's test was killer! Oh, and thanks for the help with my marks, if I actually do my work, I'll be accepted into Guelph no problem!
Oh, here's the last one, if you have no clue what I'm talking about.