"I'll kick you in the flight attendant!"

Some random quotes from today...

"Why won't you stick? You are tape. Your purpose in life is to stick!" (me, to the tape)

"Wai wai wai wai~" (Kia, in tune to whatever song my lap top happened to be playing at the time...)

"Apparantly I'm not more important than a game."
"When you're with someone who's character is almost level 60, of course you're not!" (me and my sister when she mentioned that a certain hubby of mine wanted my attention after I'd gone to bed)

"Fuck you. I hate you. Die." (me, to the tape)

"Looks like you have a tattoo on!"
"No... that's just paint." (Kia and I, about 2 minutes ago)

"Ow, nutmeg! Stop abusing me!" (Kia, about once an hour, most often when I'm at the other side of the room)

"What did you call me?" (Kia-ese for 'I didn't hear you the first time')

"Did Hyde wear a button-down shirt in that PV? You know jo...whatever it's called."
"Uh...? o.O" (Kia thinks I know everything about Hyde, even about PVs she can't name and I've only seen twice.)

I'm sure there were more, but I'm covered in blue and orange and tired and pondering calling a certain boyfriend who was more interested in WoW than me yesterday. :P (Love you, baby, but.)