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So, I've got a new pet. His name is Captain Cupcake. He is a rat. He has three legs. He's been in my shirt for like... 2 hours? now. He's had a nap in there, groomed a couple times. Apparently boobies are a perfect rat home. Who knew?

So in love with him. He's a total sweetie. I just want to spend my entire life with this rat in my bra.


...yeah, I can't believe I just said that, either.