What? No, I didn't just almost fall off my chair. >.> <.

[gnutmeg]

You know, sometimes I'm rather certain that there were certain things that I just wasn't meant to do.

For instance, my ability to constantly fall out of and/or break any chair I put near my computer as well as my habit of standing when I eat suggests to me that chairs are not something I'm meant to use.

My ability to walk across a gravel road while barefoot as well as my fondness for toe socks suggests that I should not wear shoes.

The fact that hammering makes me wince and loud noises terrify me is a sure sign that I'd be a lousy carpenter or construction worker.

This distinct inability to find one flipping line of code says to me my webpages will have more coding in them then necessary. Mind, considering the way I write in other computer languages and the way I drive... short cuts aren't my style.


...Yes. Right. Back to being useless. Note to self: do all that important stuff you were going to do today tomorrow morning.

Comments

[fallenfromchair.livejournal.com]

.. you think you have troubles with chairs? There is a very.. big reason for my username. *snorts*

[narlyenatvanya.livejournal.com]

Interesting observation. Now that you mention it, though, it makes a lot of sense.

Yay uselessness. ¬.¬

[nekochancutecat.livejournal.com]

*wiggles her toes at nutmeg* Pish~ Who needs shoes/socks when you can just go around barefoot? :-D My grandpa winces every single time he comes over because the only time I don shoes is when I have to go out, like to the store or whatever~ Like you, I'm able to walk on a gravel road barefoot. >D

For instance, my ability to constantly fall out of and/or break any chair I put near my computer as well as my habit of standing when I eat suggests to me that chairs are not something I'm meant to use.

...what about walking straight into walls? >.>;;