What? No, I didn't just almost fall off my chair. >.> <.

[gnutmeg]

You know, sometimes I'm rather certain that there were certain things that I just wasn't meant to do.

For instance, my ability to constantly fall out of and/or break any chair I put near my computer as well as my habit of standing when I eat suggests to me that chairs are not something I'm meant to use.

My ability to walk across a gravel road while barefoot as well as my fondness for toe socks suggests that I should not wear shoes.

The fact that hammering makes me wince and loud noises terrify me is a sure sign that I'd be a lousy carpenter or construction worker.

This distinct inability to find one flipping line of code says to me my webpages will have more coding in them then necessary. Mind, considering the way I write in other computer languages and the way I drive... short cuts aren't my style.


...Yes. Right. Back to being useless. Note to self: do all that important stuff you were going to do today tomorrow morning.

Comments

[fallenfromchair.livejournal.com]

I got out of a chair and sprained my ankle a few years back. :D

[lirimaer.livejournal.com]

I am physically incapable of serious injury. Jumping off the top of a car and landing on my kneecaps on pavement barely even bruised me. Yet, I get small cuts, bruises and scars (read: burns) all the time. I've never broken a bone and the only thing I've ever sprained was my knee. Once. And I climbed a tree after doing it. >.>