some typical conversations dans la maison du nutmeg:

[gnutmeg]

sister: Why did god make fat so delicious?
me: Because he hates you.
mum: Because he wants us all to join him sooner.
sister: So god's -really- a big emo kid.




sister: This tomato is mushy.
me: -You're- mushy.
sister: Your -mom's- mushy.
me: I'll mushy you.
(Often takes place while mum is in the room. Can be and IS applied to just about any situation.)



I'll be postin' some answers to this this evening. So last chance to guess. :P

Comments

[narlyenatvanya.livejournal.com]

Omg, that second conversation sounds JUST like me and my sister. She'll do the same thing about 'YOUR MOM'S' etc and my mom will often be right there and she'll give my sister a look that says, "you're kidding me, right? O.o"

[lirimaer.livejournal.com]

Today my mum said "I don't think I like these mom-jokes. Always picking on me..."

[narlyenatvanya.livejournal.com]

Aw, your mom. She and mine should band together.