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Ok, this is from a really cute website I used to share with my cousins. It was a 'Battle Arena' for different people to fight against each other. (Original site here, then moved to new location here. I am thinking about taking all the old fights and saving them on my computer to possibly reopen the arena later, let me know what you think.)

This battle was Valhallen vs. Sailor Star Fighter yet somehow, both brought their partners and it got interesting. The cut is from the end of the Battle before the sing-along commenced.

William Shatner: Oh look! Scott is taking something out of his pocket.

Valhallen: Oh no! A sledgehammer!

Scott Moffat: Die, weenie! Ya!

Leonard Nemoy: And Scott smashes Valhallen's mighty axe guitar.

Valhallen: Oh no! My mighty axe! The source of my power! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

William Shatner: And Valhallen is turned into an ordinary wimpy teenager, complete with pimples.

Major Glory: Oh, by the Statue of Liberty, no!

Valhallen: Look away! I'm hideous!

Scott Moffat: The Statue of Liberty is French, Major Glory.

Major Glory: Then by George Washington?

Scott Moffat: He was British.

Major Glory: Superman?

Scott Moffat: Canadian.

Major Glory: The majestic eagle?

Scott Moffat: National bird of Mexico.

Major Glory: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Valhallen: Mommy! *Runs out of the Arena*

Major Glory: The Star Spangled Banner?

Scott Moffat: Tune from an Irish drinking song.

Prince Saturn Warrior: Come along, Major Glory. Time for your "Canadianization"!

Major Glory: What?

Lady Riberu: 16 hours of "Royal Canadian Air Farce", "This Hour Has 22 Minutes", and "The Red Green Show", with the commercials replaced with Zellers, The Bay, and Tim Horton's ads, and CBC Heritage Minutes!

Lady Lita: All catered by Mr. Sub.

Major Glory: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!