p.s. Smash is an ogre :P
Mar. 31st, 2006 12:45 pm"It seems you have a way with women, Smash," Prince Dor said, dismounting from the holey cow and coming to greet him. "What's your secret?"
"I only agreed not to eat them," Smash said.
"To think how much simpler life would have been if I had known that," Dor said. "I thought girls had to be courted."
- excerpt from Piers Anthony's Ogre, Ogre