carrots?

Oh. My. God. They are TRYING to kill me with laughter, I'm sure of it.

(It's not one of their better songs at all, but the video made me laugh until I cried.)

emergency, eh?

your gnut: *in the shower, washing et al*
el sister: *comes downstairs, bangs on bathroom door*
your gnut: *turns off water* What?
el sister: It's an emergency!
your gnut: What?! *hops out of shower*
el sister: Do you want anything from Indigo.ca?
your gnut: *wraps towel around self, opens door, GLARES* What? That is NOT an emergency.
el sister: It IS! I need to get free shipping!
your gnut: ... Give me ten minutes to get dressed and I'll come help you out. You asshole.

I love books on someone else's bill. I ended up picking out Roverandom and Children of Hurin. Slowly, my Tolkien collection is nearing completion. I only need like... a couple dozen more books! lol