XD you guys crack me up

[gnutmeg]

So I'm chatting with Ruby then John randomly messages me:

John: hey, would you buy Ruby's stuffed corpse?
me: if it were properly preserved and had like, a little tape recorder that had her saying stuff included with it
John: you are a demanding wench
me: damned straight

About 2 minutes later, Ruby sends me this conversation chunk:

John: Perhaps I can just sell you off to her and cut out e-bay
Ruby: Save time, I think
John: yeah. Heck, perhaps your rotting corpse will replace Kia in her heart. And then we all win
Ruby: XDD

Which led to:

Ruby: Heeeyyy baby. Looking for a good time? *waggles eyebrows suggestively, decomposes SEXILY*
me: *shakes head* Why is he trying to give me your rotting corpse?
Ruby: Because he...I'm not sure.

What I want to know is: what the Hell conversation stimulated this Ruby-corpse-sending??

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I can't remember.