one last note before I leave...

[gnutmeg]

Dear Ruby,
I know you are getting back some time this week. Please don't kill me/let Rumil kill me when you see what Lai's been up to in your absence. Lai claims he did it as a cry for attention from Rumil. All I have to say is I had nothing to do with it, I wash my hands of it completely.
Sincerely,
nutmeg

p.s. please don't kill Lai either

Comments

[unfortunatelyme.livejournal.com]

Dear Gnutmeg,
Oh my fucking GAWD! I was so confused. The second I got online John started blathering about Yabbie slept with Lai (luckily, Rumi fainted and suffered minor head wounds!) and...and...
SHAME ON YOU ALL! Rumi had spent the last two weeks pining in the most annoying manner (he even made me get up on stage and declare his undying love for Lai (in Sindarin, of course) and preform a somewhat censored version of Electric Cucumber!) and we come back and...Lai is a tart who needs to be beaten (not in a happy way, either). And although Lai/Yaban is really cute, I care about more about my puppet's mental well being. HE'S BEEN DOING NOTHING BUT CRYING SINCE I GOT BACK!! Do you know how much of a nusance that is? Of course you do, Lai's a weepy bitch himself. Anyhoo...for instance, today when Nani groped Rumil he was too depressed to even wink suggestively.
I hope you're happy.
Sincerely,
R-Train

p.s. Rumil would kill Lai. He would kill himself.

p.p.s. Hilly has been pining. He also made me make an announcement, though this one did not involve suggestive Zilch songs.

p.p.p.s TOOOO-CHAAAAAAN!!! *snowtackle*