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gnutmeg1. Where were you this morning at 6:30am?
In my bed, dreaming of the life I'd rather be living.
2. How do you react to spiders?
Usually I coo at them for their cuteness, and I often shoo them away/catch them and release them outdoors.
3. If someone was to surprise you with a present right now, what would you like it to be?
Plane tickets to anywhere that's not here.
4. Do you prefer to write with Pens or Pencils?
Depends on what I'm writing.
5. Do you rent or own?
Neither, currently.
6. Have you ever watched all 3 Godfather movies?
Haven't seen any of them, actually.
7. How old are you?
A month and 3 days short of 24.
8. How old do you act?
Depends on the situation. And who you ask.
9. Would you say you are a tidy person?
When I'm not busy. The past year or so, I've basically let things live where they drop since I haven't the time to clean most days.
10. Are dimples REALLY attractive?
They can be, if used properly.
11. Don’t you find it kinda creepy that “Santa is always watching you”?
Not as creepy as Jesus asking the little children to come to him.
12. Were you a bully in high school?
On a small scale. (More in a teasing way to my friends. I didn't like beat anyone up.)
13. What’s for dinner?
(Turkey) kielbasa soup.
14. Will Smith: Better Actor or Better Singer?
...why is this a question? He can't sing.
15. Who is the funniest friend you have?
John.
16. What was the last movie that made you cry?
Elizabethtown.
17. Do you eat ice cream when it’s cold outside?
Don't eat it much, but I'm more likely to when it's cold.
18. What was the last thing you shoplifted?
Empty CD cases from work.
19. Bigfoot: Real or Fake?
Dolly Parton: Real or Fake?
20. Britney Spears: Human or Alien?
Plastic.
21. Ever play with matches?
But of course.
22. Do you like to ride bikes?
Seeing as I haven't touched mine in like 10 years....
23. Have you ever made someone cry on purpose?
Yeah.
24. Who was it?
None of your business.
25. If you had to lose one of your five senses:
Taste.
26. When was the last time you had a bloody nose?
No idea.
27. On what day does April Fool’s Day fall on?
What idiot wrote this thing?
28. Do you prefer dark meat or white meat?
Depends what I'm doing with it.
29. How about when we talk about Turkey dinners:
Only if they're not at camp and include lots of veggies.
30. What song do you absolutely HATE?
The end theme song for Excell Saga.
31. Don’t you hate it when someone gets that song stuck in your head?
Not a huge problem, since most people don't know it.
32. If you could make any of your physical attributes BIGGER: what would it be?
I'd like slightly longer fingers, does that count?
33. Have you ever posed for or taken naughty pictures?
Possibly. :x
34. Have you ever been hit by a car’s airbags?
Negatory.
35. How do you drink your coffee?
As sweet as I can get it.
36. Would you rather have a nice house or drive a nice car?
Nice house.
37. Do you eat the pizza crust?
Aye, it's the best part.
38. How many soul mates does one person have?
One per soul, I'd imagine.
39. If you had lunch with God, would you offer to pay?
Perhaps, if we were eating out.
40. Is there such a thing as an UNforgivable action?
No. Nothing's impossible (even to forgive!) only highly improbable.
41. Have you ever fantasized about someone while having sex with someone else?
I couldn't do that to someone.
42. When was the last time you got spanked?
*shrug*
43. Name the last “classic” movie you watched?
No idea.
44. What are you thinking at this very moment?
"Stop being an asshole and email me already."
45. Have you ever received a wedgie?
No.
46. Is your mom a MILF?
...
47. Real tanning or fake baking?
Sunscreen for me, thanks!
48. Are tan lines really attractive?
I've spent too many summers laughing at bad ones...
49. If you could be in any 80’s movie, which one?
Labyrinth. :)
50. Ever dedicated one whole day to sex?
I wish.
51. If you HAD to move to a foreign country right this second, where would you go?
Just hand me a ticket, I don't care! (Though I am rather fond of Europe...)
52. Do you get nervous when you see a cop?
Only if I'm going 140km/h down the Queensway...
53. Ever been to a swinger’s party?
Pssht, no. Not into that at all.
54. Who do you turn to for advice?
I don't ask advice very often.
55. Ever been walked in on while having sex?
Thankfully, no.
56. Do you like being alone?
Most of the time.
57. Does the forest scare you?
Not really.
58. Are you dressed for anyone special?
My teddy bear?
59. Which is the better hand: a Straight or a Flush?
What am I playing?
60. Do you own a webcam?
No.
61. Do you like to dance?
Only if no one else is around.
62. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
I don't.
63. What rhymes with Devastation?
New Playstation?
64. Don’t you find it odd that almost every stripper is just doing it to put herself through college?
Don't you find it odd that people make stupid generalizations all the time?
65. What is your ring tone on your phone.
The Muppet Show theme song.
66. What would you rather be doing right now?
Sleeping.
67. Ever looked at porn on a work computer?
Do I look stupid?
68. Who is your closest sibling?
None of the above.
69. Speaking of 69?
I hear it was a good year. :P
In my bed, dreaming of the life I'd rather be living.
2. How do you react to spiders?
Usually I coo at them for their cuteness, and I often shoo them away/catch them and release them outdoors.
3. If someone was to surprise you with a present right now, what would you like it to be?
Plane tickets to anywhere that's not here.
4. Do you prefer to write with Pens or Pencils?
Depends on what I'm writing.
5. Do you rent or own?
Neither, currently.
6. Have you ever watched all 3 Godfather movies?
Haven't seen any of them, actually.
7. How old are you?
A month and 3 days short of 24.
8. How old do you act?
Depends on the situation. And who you ask.
9. Would you say you are a tidy person?
When I'm not busy. The past year or so, I've basically let things live where they drop since I haven't the time to clean most days.
10. Are dimples REALLY attractive?
They can be, if used properly.
11. Don’t you find it kinda creepy that “Santa is always watching you”?
Not as creepy as Jesus asking the little children to come to him.
12. Were you a bully in high school?
On a small scale. (More in a teasing way to my friends. I didn't like beat anyone up.)
13. What’s for dinner?
(Turkey) kielbasa soup.
14. Will Smith: Better Actor or Better Singer?
...why is this a question? He can't sing.
15. Who is the funniest friend you have?
John.
16. What was the last movie that made you cry?
Elizabethtown.
17. Do you eat ice cream when it’s cold outside?
Don't eat it much, but I'm more likely to when it's cold.
18. What was the last thing you shoplifted?
Empty CD cases from work.
19. Bigfoot: Real or Fake?
Dolly Parton: Real or Fake?
20. Britney Spears: Human or Alien?
Plastic.
21. Ever play with matches?
But of course.
22. Do you like to ride bikes?
Seeing as I haven't touched mine in like 10 years....
23. Have you ever made someone cry on purpose?
Yeah.
24. Who was it?
None of your business.
25. If you had to lose one of your five senses:
Taste.
26. When was the last time you had a bloody nose?
No idea.
27. On what day does April Fool’s Day fall on?
What idiot wrote this thing?
28. Do you prefer dark meat or white meat?
Depends what I'm doing with it.
29. How about when we talk about Turkey dinners:
Only if they're not at camp and include lots of veggies.
30. What song do you absolutely HATE?
The end theme song for Excell Saga.
31. Don’t you hate it when someone gets that song stuck in your head?
Not a huge problem, since most people don't know it.
32. If you could make any of your physical attributes BIGGER: what would it be?
I'd like slightly longer fingers, does that count?
33. Have you ever posed for or taken naughty pictures?
Possibly. :x
34. Have you ever been hit by a car’s airbags?
Negatory.
35. How do you drink your coffee?
As sweet as I can get it.
36. Would you rather have a nice house or drive a nice car?
Nice house.
37. Do you eat the pizza crust?
Aye, it's the best part.
38. How many soul mates does one person have?
One per soul, I'd imagine.
39. If you had lunch with God, would you offer to pay?
Perhaps, if we were eating out.
40. Is there such a thing as an UNforgivable action?
No. Nothing's impossible (even to forgive!) only highly improbable.
41. Have you ever fantasized about someone while having sex with someone else?
I couldn't do that to someone.
42. When was the last time you got spanked?
*shrug*
43. Name the last “classic” movie you watched?
No idea.
44. What are you thinking at this very moment?
"Stop being an asshole and email me already."
45. Have you ever received a wedgie?
No.
46. Is your mom a MILF?
...
47. Real tanning or fake baking?
Sunscreen for me, thanks!
48. Are tan lines really attractive?
I've spent too many summers laughing at bad ones...
49. If you could be in any 80’s movie, which one?
Labyrinth. :)
50. Ever dedicated one whole day to sex?
I wish.
51. If you HAD to move to a foreign country right this second, where would you go?
Just hand me a ticket, I don't care! (Though I am rather fond of Europe...)
52. Do you get nervous when you see a cop?
Only if I'm going 140km/h down the Queensway...
53. Ever been to a swinger’s party?
Pssht, no. Not into that at all.
54. Who do you turn to for advice?
I don't ask advice very often.
55. Ever been walked in on while having sex?
Thankfully, no.
56. Do you like being alone?
Most of the time.
57. Does the forest scare you?
Not really.
58. Are you dressed for anyone special?
My teddy bear?
59. Which is the better hand: a Straight or a Flush?
What am I playing?
60. Do you own a webcam?
No.
61. Do you like to dance?
Only if no one else is around.
62. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
I don't.
63. What rhymes with Devastation?
New Playstation?
64. Don’t you find it odd that almost every stripper is just doing it to put herself through college?
Don't you find it odd that people make stupid generalizations all the time?
65. What is your ring tone on your phone.
The Muppet Show theme song.
66. What would you rather be doing right now?
Sleeping.
67. Ever looked at porn on a work computer?
Do I look stupid?
68. Who is your closest sibling?
None of the above.
69. Speaking of 69?
I hear it was a good year. :P
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on 2007-05-13 06:02 pm (UTC)Boy did that sound not the way I meant it.
Impeesa wants you!
(it's either you or Egg, i'm giving you first dibs)
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on 2007-05-13 09:18 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2007-05-13 10:13 pm (UTC)