entertaining nutmeg stories of the day

[gnutmeg]

milk jug: *empty*
me: grr *looks in fridge*
fridge: *also without any milk*
me: *curses colourfully*


me: is my mother a whorebitch?
magic8ball: the outlook is definite
me: o.o


Lai: *eats 2 packages of sourlime Hulk lifesavers that have been made chewy by humidity* *bounces*
me: oh gods... *rps with Seven until Lai has calmed down*

me: *finds sister's CDs and starts going through them*
MMCD: *magically appears after having been missing for 3 weeks*
me: EEE! ^_______^



Yeah. That's been my day. Shut up.