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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In March I donated bone marrow to [livejournal.com profile] sketchglitch in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last month I gave [livejournal.com profile] evening_rose a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Friday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In January [livejournal.com profile] atomsplitter5 and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In August I caught a purse-snatcher who stole [livejournal.com profile] zero_blue's purse (30 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-676 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
lirimaer

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