Nori will get this, anyway...

Relative level of insanity: 75%
Cause of insanity: girly underthings 14%, mouse 17%, boss yelling at me because I asked for change using Canadian terms instead of British (oh, yes, it makes a difference) 22%, leak into downstairs neighbour's office 23%, missing sock 6%, lack of mathematical skill 3%, lack of peach flavouring in this country 12%, elves 9%